درود بر شما! مثل همیشه عالی بود!

سلام. اصلا چه معنی دارد کسی هی بی خودی جشن بگیرد!

یه قونیه نشینی خدا سال پیش راه حل مُدارا و همزیستی با جمبولی اسلامی را داده :
اختلاف خلق از نام اوفتاد/چون به معنی رفت آرام اوفتاد
مجریان جشن خانه سینما نام جریان را باید به عزاداری بیت شمایل متحرکه ناطقه تغییر میدادند تا از پاچه گیری بعضی از مسئولین صد البته محترم شریعتندارنازی آبادی که گیرشان فقط نام است در امان میماندند.

Gohar kheyrandishe binava alan ba khodesh mige che ghalati kardim ha;) Aali bood mesle hamishe

خوشحالم که یک هم خانواده پیدا کردم چرا که من هم طنز می نویسم ... در ضمن من به شما لینکیدم با اجازه البته . اگه شما مایل هستید به لینکید . بای

محشر مي‌نويسي

معرکه بود بی بی گل. مثل همیشه.

بي بي جان سلام.
راستي ميبيني چگونه شعور انسان دردمند را به مضحكه ميگيرند؟
مدتي ست حس ميكنم در دنيايي از بلاهت و سفاهت غوطه ورم . كمي به اطرافت دقت كن : خطبا ابلهند و وقتي بر منبري بي نقد بر شمشيرشان تكيه ميزنند گويا عوام كل النعام را در پيش رو دارند. اپوزيسيون چيزي نيست جز مشتي مشنگ مفنگي كه يك شبه خواب نما شده اند. آن مردك ديوانه اهورا نام كه جاي خود. عاقلمان سيد خنداننمان بود كه او هم اخيرا با سلاح هسته اي بر ميدان نشسته و نفس كش ميطلبد. اين وسط مشتي جوان ش...ش كف نكرده ميخواهند از ارزشها و آرمانها دفاع كنن...

Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a
great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to
the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of
life, and resisting the current what each had learned from birth. But
one creature said at last, I trust that the current knows where it is
going. I shall let go, and let it take me where it will. Clinging, I
shall die of boredom.
The other creatures laughed and said, Fool! Let go, and that
current you worship will throw you tumbled and smashed across the
rocks, and you will die quicker than boredom!
But the one heeded them not, and taking a breath did let go,
and at once was tumbled and smashed by the current across the rocks.
Yet, in time, as the creature refused to cling again, the current
lifted him free from the bottom, and he was bruised and hurt no more.
And the creatures downstream, to whom he was a stranger, cried,
See a miracle! A creature like ourselves, yet he flies! See the
Messiah, come to save us all! And the one carried in the current
said, I am no more Messiah than you. The river delight to lift us
free, if only we dare let go. Our true work is this voyage, this
adventure.
But they cried the more, Saviour! all the while clinging to
the rocks, making legends of a Saviour.

Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be
strengthened. Keep the company of bums and you will become a bum.
Hang around with rich people and you will end by picking up the check
and dying broke.
-- Stanley Walker
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited
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-- Charlie Brown
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Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats --
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Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled the entire
rainbow of legal and illegal drugs in heroic efforts to feel better
than he does.
As for the truth about his health: I have asked around about
it. I am told that he appears to be strong and rosy, and steadily
sane. But we will be doing what he wants us to do, I think, if we
consider his exterior a sort of Dorian Gray facade. Inwardly, he is
being eaten alive by tinhorn politicians.
The disease is fatal. There is no known cure. The most we can
do for the poor devil, it seems to me, is to name his disease in his
honor. From this moment on, let all those who feel that Americans can
be as easily led to beauty as to ugliness, to truth as to public
relations, to joy as to bitterness, be said to be suffering from Hunter
Thompson's disease. I don't have it this morning. It comes and goes.
This morning I don't have Hunter Thompson's disease.
-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr. on Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Excerpt
from A Political Disease, Vonnegut's review of Fear
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