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برداشت هفتم (سيماي جمهوري اسلامي)!
دو تا مرغابي كراوات دارن، ريششون رو تراشيدن و ميخوان كوچ كنن به آبگيرهاي ممالك كفر. اونا هيچوقت لاكپشت رو دوست نداشتند و در حق اون خيلي بدي كردند (كلا هم خيلي بد هستن!) لاك پشت كه متدين و ريشدار است شب قبل از پرواز پيش اونا مي ره و اونا رو مي بخشه و بهشون يك جلد توضيح المسايل هديه مي ده، در ضمن مي گه كه هيچ جايي آبگير اسلامي خودمون نمي شه! و كلي راجع به مزاياي آبگير صحبت مي كنه! مرغابي ها در حاليكه اشك تو چشماشون جمع شده، و در پس زمينه نواي نوحه به گوش مياد، تحت تاثير قرار مي گيرن و پرواز رو كنسل مي كنن در صحنه آخر فيلم اين سه دوست (كه حالا همه قيافه ارزشي دارن) با هم در همان آبگير با وجود اينكه ديگه آبي نداره، دارن عبادت مي كنن!!!! ببخشيد پر حرفي شد! از لينكتون به ما هم ممنون

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خيلي عالي بود!
بخصوص برداشت سالينجري و زويا پيرزادي!

Man ke sare fahime rahimi az khande mordam....migam too in akhari nakone lakposhte googoosh boode: "Mano ba khodet bebar" :D

salam khanom sadr.khoob hastid? kheili delam baratoon tang shode.yadesh bekheir...bazham be in net!

برداشت کوئیلو خیلی خوب بود. فقط کاش از فهمیه بیشتر میگفتید! (:

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سلام من لينک شما رو قرار ميدم
از وبلاگت خوشم اومد
مخوام اگه زحمتی نيست تو هم لينک منو با عنوان بچه سرتق قرار بدی
متشکرم

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سلام. در راستایه پروسه ی کاشت، داشت و برداشت؛ ما در مرحله کاشت و حداکثر داشت هستیم و به خودمان اجازه هیچ برداشتی نمی دهیم :)

رویا خانم ؟! شما کجایید بابا ؟! دلمون پوسید!

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Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors
d'oeuvre. If they're those little pastry things where you can't tell
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rolled into the rough. Such veering right or left frequently results
from friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball
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I told them, This is what I wish.
The little fishes of the sea,
They sent an answer back to me.
The little fishes' answer was
We cannot do it, sir, because ...
I sent a letter back to say
It would be better to obey.
But someone came to me and said
The little fishes are in bed.
I said to him, and I said it plain
Then you must wake them up again.
I said it very loud and clear,
I went and shouted in his ear.
But he was very stiff and proud,
He said You needn't shout so loud.
And he was very proud and stiff,
He said I'll go and wake them if ...
I took a kettle from the shelf,
I went to wake them up myself.
But when I found the door was locked
I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked,
And when I found the door was shut,
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Is that all? asked Alice.
That is all. said Humpty Dumpty. Goodbye.
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